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I have a placebo mind

August 8, 2009
By ichabod

It isn’t real I think it is So it works for me But it isn’t the real thing If I had a real mind I would be real intelligent And not have to fake it Now as I am getting older I am forgetting I have a placebo mind And believe it is real...
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The Fairy, the Dead Guy, the Buffalo and the Lump of Coal…..

August 5, 2009
By ichabod

……were having a party one summer’s eve, enjoying the soft ballads of a guitar picker they all know. “I enjoyed that last little fling,” muttered the lump, spitting out smoke. The buffalo, full of oatmeal cookies and fit to burst, could only nod her head in vertical mode. The fairy was so ecstatic she...
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The Fairy, the Buffalo, the Dead Guy and the lump of Coal were having coffee one day….

July 28, 2009
By ichabod

….the lump of coal was tired of being a lump so he spoke. “We should try something different,” blurted he, belching a cloud of black smoke. The fairy started bouncing about, “Yes, yes, what shall it be?” The dead guy hadn’t woke up as of yet and the Buffalo was too engorged with oatmeal...
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I have this fantastic offer on Brain Pills

July 25, 2009
By ichabod

They are really placebos, but if you will believe they will work, they will. Your mind will grow and the imagination will stretch to places unknown. Creativity will abound. It is stuff like that that got us to the moon.  It all started with a child asking his parents, “Why is there air?” The...
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God and Lucifer were having a talk one day

July 25, 2009
By ichabod

“What’s going on down there?” God asked. “Not much,” the Morning Star replied, “Same usual stuff.  It’s boring.  Maybe we should challenge them with something else?” “Its only been a little while ago since we started the Second World war.  It’s a lot of work trying to keep you entertained!” “They still don’t get...
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What do Squirrels think of People?

July 24, 2009
By ichabod

The subject of squirrels, those little creatures who love nuts, can climb and jump between trees better than Tarzan or his apes, came up recently. That got me to thinking, what do squirrels think of us? I can imagine a squirrel family squatting on the branch peering into a living room. “They’re weird,” commented...
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I saw a spirit one day and I said go away….

July 16, 2009
By ichabod

It laughed at me and stayed. It unnerved me having a spook hanging around in my bedroom so I threw a phone book at it and it passed right through. It laughed even louder. How do you get rid of something that doesn’t exist? I pretended I was invisible and it couldn’t see me...
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If Ghosts really exist, how do you know if you haven't spoken to one?

December 2, 2008
By ichabod

Many people believe in ghosts. They may not admit it in public as they are very protective of their status in the community, but they do believe. That is why many people sleep with a light on at night, to keep the ghosts away. My thinking is that if ghosts were real, they would...
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